woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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