If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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