Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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