I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No subtext here. People are naked.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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