But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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