waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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