My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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