Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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