I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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