your parents love me but you hate me
Someone shit on the floor
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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