i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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