Its about making memories worth repressing
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
