ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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