Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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