Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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