The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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