just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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