That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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