The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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