S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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