She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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