The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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