I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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