i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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