I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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