I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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