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Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

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I wish i could be there for it

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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test

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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.

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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?

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Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.

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