I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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