the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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