do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize