It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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