Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
two words: eviction party
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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