what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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