If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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