So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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