Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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