So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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