He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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