I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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