using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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