she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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