So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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