jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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