new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
