Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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