Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
try to milk me bitch
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