and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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