Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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