I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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