your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
BRING THE BAGELS
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
