Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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