If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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