Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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