we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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