took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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